Wife: "Who is this?"
Husband: "Darren Sammy."
Wife: "Why does he look like this? Couldn't they find someone with a better face?"
Husband: "They needed a cricket player, not a groom for marriage."
Wife: "Wow, he took another wicket in just one minute, and in the same style!"
Husband: "That's an action replay."
Wife: "Looks like Pakistan will win today! If they win, I'll make kheer for you."
Husband: "This match is between Karachi Kings and Peshawar Zalmi." Wife: "Why did the umpire call a helicopter? Is a player going to the hospital?"
Husband: "That's the signal for a Free Hit."
Wife: "Oh, Free Hit! Means the audience didn't buy tickets — it's free for them? And who is the umpire saying 'Hi' to?"
Husband: "He's giving the signal for 'Bye'."
Wife: "Is the match over?"
Husband: "No."
Wife: "How many runs are needed to win?"
Husband: "Hmm… 50 runs in 25 balls."
Wife: "Oh that's very easy! Just 2 runs on every ball."
The husband switched off the TV, threw the remote, leaned back on the sofa helplessly, and closed his eyes. The wife picked up the remote, turned the TV back on, and started watching her favorite drama.
Husband: "Why do these drama makers show the same scene from ten camera angles? We understand it from the first one!"
Wife: "You never let me watch my dramas in peace. If you don't understand, you can sit quietly. Is it necessary to ask useless questions and disturb others? You were watching the match — I didn't say anything to you."